August 24, 2023

arsnof:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

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August 24, 2023

katecaru:

catchymemes:

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August 22, 2023

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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August 22, 2023

vesper-of-roses:

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn’t make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you’re being snobbish or condescending when you’re just trying to be specific

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August 21, 2023

callmebliss-got-swamped:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

galgorithm:

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“Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor.”

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

“What even is a war? Like isn’t it illegal to kill people?”

-This girl

They are both right

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August 20, 2023

depsidase:

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August 20, 2023

charlesoberonn:

eliyah-de-dark:

charlesoberonn:

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

“Who will help me plant these seeds?” the Little Red Hen asked.

“I would.” said the Horse “But I’m a workhorse, and I’m too busy moving carts around.”

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

“Who will help me harvest the wheat?” the Little Red Hen asked.

“I would.” said the Dog “But I’m a guarddog, and I’m too busy keeping away burglars and predators.”

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

“Who will help me bake the flour?” the Little Red Hen asked.

“I would.” said the Pig “But I’m a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I’m too busy taking care of my young.”

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

“Who will help me eat the bread?” the Little Red Hen asked.

“We would.” said the Farm Animals. “But we’re ashamed, for we didn’t do anything to make the bread.”

“Nonsense!” said the Little Red Hen. “You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You’ve all helped me so much by simply being you.”

“Besides,” the Little Red Hen added. “I couldn’t possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me.”

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other’s, worth.

I’ll be telling this version to my child as he gets older.

Honestly the best and biggest compliment I’ve ever gotten on a piece of writing.

Thank you 🥲

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August 20, 2023

papermachecreation:

hankgreenappreciation:

hankgreenappreciation:

I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this

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August 19, 2023

driftingtowardsirony:

fatestayyuri:

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lol

This is fucking hilarious

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August 19, 2023

momoiro-hime:

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